Old Spice

For some reason E and D seem to think that everyone on the telly is dead.
Whenever some writhing songstress comes onto 4Music, they ask 'Is she dead Mum?'
The other day they asked me if the Spice Girls were dead.
'No' I replied, 'they're not that old.'
'How old are they then Mum?'
'Umm, I think they're about my age.'
'So they're old ladies.'
'Eva, am I an old lady? Do I look like an old lady? Do I?'
'No Mum, you're not an old lady.'
'Well, as I said, the Spice Girls are about the same age as me, not old ladies.'
Pause.
'So they have crinkles then?'